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June 11th 2018

A boner is a slang term when a male is aroused and gets an erection. The name boner comes from the male’s penis being as hard as a bone. It happens when a man thinks or watches anything sexual, or his penis is touched by himself or a partner or basically anything that arouses him. A boner or erection is when the man is ready for sex or masturbation. Once the man comes that boner or erection will go down and the penis will remain flaccid until he is aroused again.

If you are a sexually active male you know there are many different kind of boners. There are morning boners, awkward boners or the right on time boner; there is a boner for every occasion. They all mostly feel good, unless you get it in the middle of a business meeting or a college PowerPoint presentation. Either way there is only one way to get that dick down if it’s not “The Ghost Boner,” (a boner that is there and gone in the blink of an eye) sex or beating the meat. Men and women love boners because it means it’s sexy time! But little does your girl or sidepiece know that when they are not around men experience all types of boners like some sort of boner buffet. Here are some types of boners all guys experience at least once in their erected existence:

1. The morning boner: This little guy is here to greet you and get you ready to start off your day like a cup of coffee, breakfast or morning sex!

2. The gym boner: This is kind of like the “awkward boner” but there is a reason it happens. When you’re at the gym your blood is rushing to every part of your body, yes, including your penis. Blood rushing to your dick is exactly how a boner is made.

3. The call the doctor boner: This is the boner that lasts more than a couple hours and you are in such disbelief and shock that you can’t even muster up the strength to jerk off to make it go away. Your Google search bar may read “What to do if you’ve had a boner for over four hours?”

4. The “go away!” boner: There is actually some scenarios where men don’t want a boner: talking with a colleague at the office, during class or at the family dinner table. When this guy pops up out of nowhere when you’re telling your mom about college calculus you just want it to go away.

5. The night boner: Had a long day and are just ready for some relaxation? This boner is here to ruin your plans. There are only three ways to get rid of this guy, you may be too tired to jerk off or have sex so you might have to wait it out for a couple minutes.

In any case, our sexting phone lines are open for all types of boners. We don’t discriminate! If you find yourself getting “The Night Boner” and can’t fall asleep, pick up the phone and text our phone sex line at anytime of night. If you’ve run out of options on WebMD and your boner is alive and kicking after a few hours, we’re sure there is someone at the other end of our phone sexting line to make that boner bust.

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